Pregnant wife on bed-rest: Wow, the living room needs to be vacuumed up.
Husband: Yeah it does.
Saturday
Pregnant wife on bed-rest: We really need to vacuum up soon.
Husband: ugh-huh.
Sunday
Pregnant wife on bed-rest: Ouch!
Husband: What, you alright?
Pregnant wife on bed-rest: Yeah, I'm fine. I just stepped on something sharp on the floor. It needs to be vacuumed.
Husband: Yup.
Monday
Pregnant wife on bed-rest: Hey Hunny, can you pass me the (hand) vacuum? I NEED the floor cleaned up.
Husband: (while getting hand vaccum) I wish you had told me you planned on vacuuming tonight, I would have done it.
Pregnant wife on bed-rest: Well, I have been saying for 3 days it needs to be done.
Husband: NO! You have not! (Sits down at computer)
Pregnant wife on bed-rest: Yeah I did. (gets on hands and knees and vacuums up)
Husband: (after vacuuming is done) You ok?
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